Thursday, July 17, 2014

Loaded Doritos from 7-Eleven. Because.

I think I have officially experienced the most American thing to exist, ever.

Loaded Doritos from 7-Eleven.

Box of Loaded Doritos

I need you to fully understand this phenomenon.

It comes from the gas station, which we all know is the best place to buy quality food here in 'Merica.

Loaded Doritos in Box

It's deep fried cheese. Because, cheese.

It's deep fried cheese covered in crushed up chip crumbs.

Inside a Loaded Dorito

Not just any crushed up chip crumbs, but Nacho Cheese Dorito crumbs.

Do you get it yet?

The. Most. American. Food. Ever.

Closeup of 7-Eleven Loaded Dorito Bite

Go on, call up your cardiologist and order a batch of these Loaded Dorito Bites. While we're at it, why not supersize your order with a large fry and beergarita? Because this is America and we can.

Honestly, these things were pretty good. Because, yaknow, cheese. And Doritos. And cheese. They were a little skimpy on overall Doritoness, but other than that, a pretty tasty example of all that fried cheese can be.

Regular Dorito Side-by-Side with Loaded Dorito

These come in packages of four for $2, and other than their blatant lack of Dorito Dust, they're pretty alright.

Fingers Covered in Barely-There Dorito Dust

Tell me, what's the last thing you ate from the gas station? Was it deep fried cheese? Please tell me it was deep fried cheese. I like cheese.

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