Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Chips and Buttermilk and Why I Will Be Homeless

My roommate thinks I'm crazy. And yeah, okay, maybe sometimes that's a little bit true. Maybe. Sometimes. A little. But I am not nearly as crazy as he thinks I am. In fact, I think he's crazy because he doesn't completely love one of my favorite foods.

Now, you guys now I love sour cream. And what's better than sour cream? Well....cheese. But no, that's not what we're talking about today. We're talking about sour cream and onion potato chips.


And what makes sour cream and onion potato chips even more delicious?

Buttermilk.


No, really! Stay with me here!

This is the food of the gods.

It is creamy, salty, tangy, oniony perfection in a little green bowl.


I don't understand why this is not yet considered an international delicacy.

You can dip them one-by-one and savor the unique combination of flavors....


....or you can dump a whole pile in there and turn it into a makeshift breakfast cereal. (Note: I did not eat this for breakfast. Not at all. I would never do that. Uh-uh. Not me.)


Every time I do this my roommate gags and tries to leave the room. I usually follow him, waving my bowl around, trying to get him to taste it. Because I'm thoughtful like that. So far I haven't been successful, but I am convinced that one day I will make this delightful snack worldwide wonder. And then even my roommate will see this as the glorious snack it is. Yaknow.....if he doesn't throw me out first.


P.S. This is super healthy and low-fat, so clearly, it's the best food ever.

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