Monday, February 17, 2014

Sour Patch Kids Gum is Real and it Exists!

Do you know what's better than a fresh bag of Sour Patch Kids?

I'll give you a hint:

It's not this gum.


When I saw this Sour Patch Kids gum in the checkout line at Target last week, I thought for sure unicorns had delivered the magical substance straight to the Stride factory from Neverland.

Nope.

Not even at all.


To be honest, this gum isn't terrible. It's fruity. It's tart. It has a decent flavor longevity. It just isn't Sour Patch Kids. Like, at all.


As far as I know this only comes in two flavors: Lime and Redberry.


(What is a redberry anyway? Is it like a blend of all the berries? Is it racist against blueberries? What about blackberries? What about gooseberries?)

Anyways, if you're so inclined to introduce a new fruity gum into your life, give this a whirl. Otherwise, go buy some Sour Patch Kids.

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