How to Make Oatmeal That Doesn't Taste Like Ground Up Senior Citizens
Start by boiling 1 1/3 cups water.
Add 3/4 cup oatmeal. Turn down the heat (because your stove kind of smells like barbeque sauce because your roommate spilled who knows what on the burner) and cook for 7-ish minutes until most of the water is gone.
Put your oatmeal in a bowl.
Add 2 tbs milk.
Add 1/2 tbs brown sugar (because the internet is watching and you can't add 1/4 cup).
Get tired of measuring and throw six shakes of cinnamon on top, then a shake of nutmeg just to mix things up a little.
Stir it all up and enjoy your mostly healthy breakfast!
Happy National Oatmeal Day!