I can't cook.
I can bake, I can fix a mean bowl of spaghetti, I can even make microwave popcorn, but I can not cook.
Luckily, you don't have to show your credentials to Google before starting a blog.
Now that I think about it, that might be luckier for me than for you.
Anyway, with that disclaimer out in the open, I'd like to officially welcome you to My Half Assed Kitchen.
There might not be great cooking, but we'll always have cookie dough and a few good laughs. Go ahead, pull up a chair, grab a spoon, and let's see where the web takes us.